Have this on you at all times. If you see any others wearing CBW say hello, introduce yourself. We are family and agree on being real, kind and cool while wearing Chunky B. Wear.
Congratulations and welcome to you, the newest member of the Club of Coolness Club. This is an exclusive club with very strict requirements. The first step is easy, purchase CBW. That's it. It's that simple.
With every item purchased comes a privilege. The privilege of being a card holding member of an extremely cool club, The Club of Coolness Club. This is a life changing responsibility. Each item of CBW comes with a small hang tag. About the size of a business card. It is actually your membership card to the extremly exclusive, Club of Coolness Club. Each card will be signed and numbered by Chunky B.
we will light up your life...
“Wow, Its true! After wearing CBW for a couple weeks, I truly felt cooler. The hottie at work actually said hello to me. That never happens. It really works!”
We here at Chunky B. Headquaters take the requirements for membership quite seriously. (wink) It’s a way of being. Get it, "B" ing. Each member is required to take on the day while adhearing to these life enhancing ways of living. They are broken down into 3 equal parts. 1, B. Real 2, B. Kind, 3, B. Cool.
By now you are getting your head wrapped around the concept of the Club of Coolness Club. Now its time to spread the word. Anyone you know, cool or uncool will benefit from CBW. But, if you know a real asshole, please, don't mention CBW or the Club of Coolness Club. They simply do not qualify. You know what I mean. Keep that on the DL.
We've all had days like this, not so much anymore. While being an active member of the CCC, shit like this now happens to non-members only. That's right, not us! We are no means super heroes, but damn close. Our coolness will be called upon. And when it is, we will humbly deliver a level of coolness that will make the Devil go to Sunday mass. When wearing CBW, we are the landlord, everyone else is renting space.