Just the presence of the “Face” The Chunky B. Wear Logo, is all that is needed to make you cooler than those around you. We are talking internal coolness, not temperature coolness.
At first the cretics were non-believers, that’s their job, that’s what they do. But before long their opinions and attitudes changed. You could see it in their eyes, even their body langauge changed. They to, have experienced the power of the “Face”. A deep satisfying comfort of coolness that can only be brought on by wearing CBW.
You may be thinking right now, “What power, what comfort of coolness? What are you people on?” Trust us, the only thing we’re on, is a mission. A mission to bring out your internal coolness. So you and those around you , can enjoy what you are sharing. Your coolness. That, my friends, is powerful.
When stuff hits the fan, and you know it often does, you rise above the noise and confusion and deliver a level of coolness like never before. Why? You’re wearing Chunky B. Wear.
Friends and family, at first, will express confusion, but before too long, it will hit them like a cool breeze on a hot summer’s day. They will bath in the glory that is your coolness.
The foundation of this new life enhancement is broken down into one simple factor, the “Face” (CBW logo) , which is proudly featured on all Chunky B. Wear fashions. That’s right, the Chunky B. Wear logo, aka, “The Face”, is and has been for years, the cause of so many people actually increacing their ability to be cooler.
I know it sounds crazy, but you must try it yourself. Go about your day as you would normally, then add one thing to it. Put on a Chunky B. Wear T shirt. Sit back and enjoy the journey that is built upon three basic rules for a better you. They are, 1- B. Real 2- B. Kind 3- B. Cool. Thats it. B. Real, Kind and Cool.
Strangers will smile at you. Friends will buy you dinner. You probably will get a promotion at work. iI maximum coolness is achieved, you may even visualize a slow motion Unicorn galloping on the horizon. All because you put on a T shirt, No, my friend, because you put on a CBW T shirt. It truly increases your internal coolness, in some cases, up to 17%. Now thats a T shirt with buying.
if you are still reading this, God bless you. We hear at CBW Headquarters are well aware a t shirt can’t scienificly make you a better person. We just fake it, till we make it. What do we mean by that? When CBW is on you, practice being real, kind and cool at all times. If this is done correctly with the purest of intentions, uncut coolness will absorb deep into your soul. When that happens, you will feel it, By the way, you’er welcome.
We here at Chunky B. HeadQuarters want to make it perfectly clear, we did not invent Cool, we just made it a Cooler. We also are extremely confident, if you follow three simple steps to good living, while wearing your CBW, you and those around you will increase over all coolness. They are, B. Real B. Kind B. Cool. If you apply these to your daily responsibilities, your world will be full of enjoyable Coolness. We know…. But it’s true.